Thursday, October 20, 2005
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across Javier, the golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. Javier stated that he was from Happy Land. He said that when he would enter our world, he seldom met anyone. But when he did, he always gave them six wishes. So he told them that they could each have three wishes.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. POOF! All the bears in the forest were now females.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was perplexed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and POOF!
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear COULD NOT believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes. He could've just wished for all the money in the world, and then buy the motorcycle and helmet. "Idiot", said Mr. Bear, disappointingly shaking his head.
Mr. Bear made his final wish. “I wish that all the other bears in the WORLD were females as well, leaving me as the only male bear in the world!”
POOF! Javier replied that it had been done.
They then both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, smiled, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was GAY!” and rode off as fast as he could.