Monday, October 17, 2005
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11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "I see dead people."
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence.
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and DEMAND that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare and grin at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, Mr.Motion Sickness! Not now!"
19. Every once in a while, softly giggle.
20. Meow occasionally.
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