My Little Corner of the Universe

I found that there is more fun to do in an elevator than to just push all of the buttons and then run out, not that i've done that before. :o THERE'S 50 ways to have fun in an elevator, and perhaps even more. I'm not going to post all 50 yet. I'll do them 10 at a time. "Why?", you ask. [shruggs shoulders] Because I can.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up! All of you, just shut UP!".
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Well, I hope you all enjoyed this first edition of [with deep echoing voice] "50 Fun Things to do While in an Elevator....".

Join me next time as we explore more of the wonderful world of elevator mischief.

**Quote of the Day: Mike Donnelly: [On stage making a fool of himself] That's one small step for man!! One giant.....I have a dream!!! - Black Sheep