Sunday, October 23, 2005
Ok, here the next 10 fun things to do in an elevator.
[For the previous 10, go to these coordinates.]
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops".
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty".
29. When someone comes in, say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in SO long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
30. Exitedly ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
¡Hasta luego!
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