Friday, January 06, 2006

The Flower that Won't Wither Away, but REALLY SHOULD!

My mom has a VW Beetle, hence the little version of the car on the dashboard, and has this blue glass flower near the steering wheel. Actually, she should take it off because it's a distraction and just not safe. What if she has to make a hard right and can't turn all the way because of the "flower" and she ends up colliding with a car parallel to her and that car ends up hitting a lamp post or something causing it to fall on unsuspecting victims, injuring them greatly except one of them, a lady, and in a fit of anger, goes to the car my mom hit and takes him out of the car and starts slapping him uncontrollably, when in fact it was my mom's fault, or to be more exact the fake flower's fault. Don't you agree?

2 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    What an imagination you have. That would only happen in your world.
    Roy said...
    what can i say? i'm a master in my own world.

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