My Little Corner of the Universe

1. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

3. If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

4. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

5. "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." - Alfred Lord Tennyson. Hey, this dude is pretty funny.

6. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

7. Never ever tell a lie, because it will come back... and sock you in the face.